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“Nice Hot Cup of Fuckoffee” Embroidered Christmas Sweatshirt

“Nice Hot Cup of Fuckoffee” Embroidered Christmas Sweatshirt

Sip your holiday brew with a dash of sass. This festive red crewneck features a grumpy green Christmas character holding his coffee with the cheeky phrase “Nice hot cup of fuckoffee.” It’s the ultimate mix of cozy and attitude — perfect for anyone who loves the holidays but hates mornings.

Each sweater is embroidered for a premium, long-lasting finish that won’t crack or fade. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe raise eyebrows).

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✨ Features

Professionally embroidered design
Unisex fit — cozy and true to size
Soft fleece interior (Gildan 18000 crewneck)
Available in multiple sizes
Made to order with love & a little attitude

🎁 Perfect For

Christmas mornings (with coffee in hand)
Grinch-lovers and holiday grinches alike
Gifting your sarcastic bestie
Adding humor to your festive wardrobe

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Return Policy

Due to the made-to-order nature of our products, all sales are final.
We do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations once an order has been placed.

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If you receive an item that is defective or incorrect, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos, and we will work to resolve the issue.

Sizing & Details

To ensure you select the correct size, please refer to our size chart before placing your order. If you have any questions about sizing or materials, feel free to reach out—we're happy to help!

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⌛ Processing Time

Each order is made to order, meaning we carefully craft, package, and ship your item within 5-10 business days.

This timeframe allows us to complete the embroidery or print process and conduct a final quality check before sending your order out.

🚚 Shipping Time

Once your order is shipped, delivery times will vary based on your location and selected shipping method.

A tracking number will be provided as soon as your order is on its way!

💌 Need your order sooner?

Since each item is custom-made, we recommend reaching out before placing your order if you need a rush order—we’ll do our best to accommodate your request!